{"id":3841,"date":"2012-04-20T19:30:02","date_gmt":"2012-04-21T00:30:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bucktownbell.com\/?p=3841"},"modified":"2012-04-20T19:30:51","modified_gmt":"2012-04-21T00:30:51","slug":"how-to-buy-a-facebook-girlfriend-for-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bucktownbell.com\/?p=3841","title":{"rendered":"How to Buy a Facebook Girlfriend for $5"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5903760\/how-to-buy-a-facebook-girlfriend-for-5\">How to Buy a Facebook Girlfriend for $5<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The web service <a href=\"http:\/\/www.girlfriendhire.com\/\">GirlfriendHire<\/a> has what it takes to make real human relationships obsolete. And why not? Facebook has already diminished friendship to a cowering, anemic orphan of a concept. Next up: Sex and love. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.girlfriendhire.com\/\">The site<\/a> allows you to directly order a fake girlfriend for $5. It&#8217;s a deal. You&#8217;ll pay far more for a Match.com subscription, where you own only the <em>chance<\/em> of meeting someone.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How to Buy a Facebook Girlfriend for $5. The web service GirlfriendHire has what it takes to make real human relationships obsolete. And why not? Facebook has already diminished friendship to a cowering, anemic orphan of a concept. Next up: &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bucktownbell.com\/?p=3841\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[187,185],"class_list":["post-3841","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-business","tag-facebook","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bucktownbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3841","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bucktownbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bucktownbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bucktownbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bucktownbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3841"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/bucktownbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3841\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3843,"href":"http:\/\/bucktownbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3841\/revisions\/3843"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bucktownbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3841"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bucktownbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3841"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bucktownbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3841"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}